meekus: it's like ex-squeeze me, but have you ever heard of styling gel?
brint: i'm sure hansel's heard of styling gel, he's a male model.
meekus: uhh, earth to brint, i was making a joke.
brint: uhh, earth to minkus, duh, okay i knew that!
meekus: uhh, earth to brint, i'm not so sure you did cuz you were all 'well i'm sure he's heard of styling gel' like you didn't know it was a joke.
brint: i knew it was a joke, meekus, i just didn't get it right away.
meekus: earth to brint...
derek: would you guys stop it already?!
the male models of zoolander: brint, rufus, and meekus
wait. what was my point? oh, yes. ladies, when you buy a new skirt/jacket/dress this spring, check the back to see if there is stitching that needs to be removed before wearing. you know what i mean, those loose stitches, usually in a criss-cross pattern, that are only there to keep the item neat/easy to ship and store?!
yes, please cut those threads before walking around the loop like a fool. it'll also be easier to sit down, i promise.
xo. di.
ps looks like this is also a problem in d.c.!
*image 1 & 2 from pensionplanpuppets.com; image 3 from my personal collection